Friday 30 September 2011

perghh! mentos+diet coke myths!

korang penah dengar mentos and diet coke myths?



i bet most of u hav..



kte wat simple equation cket..


mentos+diet coke= gas(sugary heaven + mentos flavour)+big burp

well think again!!!








so??


wanna try???



scary shit huh??

perghh! time travelling charlie chaplin!

korang tau kan charlie chaplin??



sape tak kenal aku..











penah tepikir yg si charlie ni actually penah time travel?? neyhhh....




well here's the proof guys!



cekidaout!













here's another vid, CNN confirmed it, creepy huh??




















konpius???

err.. my name's bushit.. n im kompius..









Thursday 29 September 2011

perghh! plastic surgery to another scary level!

HEY GUYS..

MARI KTE USHA PICS..
WHEN PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG!







1.BOGDANOFF BROTHERS
I CALL THEM THE 'DAGU BROTHERS'

untuk pengetahuan semua, dorg ni once were scientists. adik bradik yang banyak wat kajian dalam bidang fizik dan matematik. n dorg ni sgt popular kat france dlm tahun 1980's. dulu dorg ni lekat dgn penampilan the 'boyish look'. but then they took their first batch of plastic surgery in 1990's. it change them forever. dorg nampak mcm 'the frankenstein's monster' now!








LOOK AT THAT DAGU, DA MCM BANANA IN PYJAMAS











THE DAGU BROTHERS KAT Chopard’s 150th private party










COMBO DAGU. JUDGE FOR YOUR SELF GUYS.











2.ORIT-FUX FROM ROSALINDA AYAMOR, TO ROTTENLINDA AYAM KAMPUNG

MESTI DIA NYESAL WAT PLASTIC SURGERY











THRASHY BARBIE














3. 'THE MELON LIPS'
XLEY BAYANG CMNE DYE NAK BERTUTUR












IF MINUS THE MELON LIPS, MEREKA LAWA

















NOT ONLY THE LIPS ARE MELON.. OPPSS.. =p











4. Melanie Griffith

THE OLD AND THE NEW MELANIE GRIFFITH



SUSAH NAK CAYE YANG MELANIE GRIFFITH YANG DAHULUNYE SEORANG PRIMADONA DAN FEMALE ACTOR YANG SGT JELITA DAH JADI CAM MUKE PROF. MCGONAGALL DALAM HARRY POTTER. MELANIE DULU PENAH GAK BERTAKHTA DI HATI ACTOR ACTION ANTONIO BANDERAS A.K.A ZORRO. NOW KTE LEH ADD MELANIE DALAM BAD PLASTIC SURGERY LIST.. PERGHH!




TAH APE YANG DYE PIKIR




INI MELANIE MASE MUDA2 DLU, MACAM KRISTEN STEWART KAN?????







BUT THIS IS MELANIE NOW! BAD PLASTIC SURGERY, LADY!














5. CHERYL TIEGS -THE 'FALLEN' CHARLIE'S ANGEL-

BYK BEZA KAN? YES! AFTA DAT STRETCHING AND PULLING!



FYI, CHERYL NI SALAH SEORANG PELAKON CHARLIE'S ANGELS SUATU KETIKA DAHULU. SHE WAS A GORGEOUS LADY. BUT AFTER THAT STRETCHING AND PULLING, THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW, GUYS. BAYANGKAN LAA A FORMER CHARLIE'S ANGEL HAS BECOME A ERMMM CHARLIE'S GRANDMA I THINK! OMG! SHE HAS CHANGED FOR GOOD! PERGHH, WHAT A LOSS.... REMEMBER GUYS AND GURLS. SAY NO TO PLASTIC, AND SAY NO NO NO TO PLASTIC SURGERY..





WHEN SHE WAS A CHARLIE'S ANGEL. WHAT A DARLIN!







ZAMAN DULU2








SEKARANG! FAIL FACE LIFT!








FAIL!!!!!!!  SCARY PLASTIC SURGERY HUH?? U BE THE HAKIM..

WTF! FAIL!


brader ni lagi hensem dari the 'dagu brothers' kan eberibadeh??

see what i can do wif my finger, lady??
 
perghh! lol..

 


 

perghh! worst singer in the world! rabak telinga!

korg mest familiar ngan rebecca hitam kn?

yg kononnye..
the debut ngan the worst song ever...
rite?


rebecca hitam




namun...





on the other side of the world..





 a worse singer has been discovered guys!
suarenye bak bunyi meriam+kucheng tgh puke!



nice one kitty!




now i present to you!
the worst singer in the world!






i nick name her 'the puke-voice women'!







perghh! FAIL!

SCARY HUH??

KALO MAKCIK2 KAT FLAT TU DGR SUARE PUKE-VOICE NI, KOMPOM KNE HAMBAT NGAN BATANG PENYAPU XPON BATANG PVC. SEYES FAIL! YANG BEST NYE PUKE-VOICE WOMAN SEAKAN-AKAN TIDAK MENYEDARI BAHAWA SUARENYE SANGAT LAH SHITTY.
SEMOGA PUKE-VOICE WOMAN BERJAYA DLM KARIER BELIAU MERABAKKAN EARLOBE JIRAN-JIRAN BELIAU.

RABAK TELINGE OI!  


LOLZ!




GULP... I DIDNT MAKE THAT NOISE! SUMPA BUKAN AKU..
 











perghh! karikatur artis yang perghh kreatif

hai eberibadeh...



jom usha some PERGHH creative caricatures..




cekidaout!





1. bruce willis
hero yang never die hard! 











2.penelope cruz
mickey! get out of my sight! ggrr..













3.paris hilton
berpoyo dgn chihuahua nye..











4.jim carrey
my favorite comedian/actor













5.steven seagal
tgk muke dye je teringat 'the cockpuncher'!











6.al pacino
what a bad ass godfather he was..













7.brad pit
isap rkok minum beer, mane datangnye
six pax? spatutnye beer belly..
salute! 












8. rihanna
melon headed rihanna












9.michael jackson
auuuwww! MJ! you're still the best!











10.johnny depp
aye aye captain jack sparrow!









some people don't know the meaning of creativity..
some people macam mamat neyh...







way to go you moron freak shitty hairstyle!
now u know what it looks like
when your cap is your hair..
anda mau cuba?


neyyyyhhhhh..........


PERGHH TOTAL FAIL! 






perghh! askar INVISIBLE?

THE HOLLOW MAN, CITE YG AKU ASE KORG MESTI PENAH USHA.. hehe.. byk censored part. mesti r korg usha.. perv!














HOW BOUT STEALTH? MESTI PENAH TONTON, RITE?









NOW think about this:

STEALTH+HOLLOW MAN=


THIS VIDEO! 









PERGHH! DAYYUMM AWESOME! FREAKY...











chimp pon ber-dayyumm..                                      
WTF? 









Wednesday 28 September 2011

perghh! ikan berkepala lutsinar! from the abyss

korang familiar dgn ikan emas? mesti la kn..










ikan patin? xkire yg idop mahupun yg dah disalai/dimasak tempoyak...




                     patin2! seko patposen! 
                          lekaih2.. oppss..






                     oh no! ni ha patin tempoyak 
                     kat BAHTERA TOMYAM depan
                                    KHAR.. ermm marbelezz..








tapi..... korg penah tgk ikan pale lutsinar?
this fish is called THE BARRELEYE FISH!














p/s: not for tempoyak/salai.. 



















perghh! lol ads and pics!

PERGHH.. LOL ADS n PICS.. LOL =D

antara iklan2 yang lol- must see ads! - 





pees eberibadeh..














iklan cm naharem

















the girls : "ermmm we looiikee"















bat-suited-man














care for a early planning? 
............neyh...















feymes awek ni. haha.
senyum cket, alololo. 













ehem.. perv.. 
















ni iklan kaler rmbut, kalo kt malaysia, kte ade
 yun nam hair care a.k.a pakar rambut gugur. =)



















perghh! undeniable lol!























ada bran? masok la. perghh.. ade bau la macha.
lol..